I woke up to the nicest text thismorning.

I’m gonna stab your eyes out with my nipples, then light my knuckle hair on fire and punch you repeatedly in the face. :)

Aren’t my friends the sweetest? :3

Anyways, I’ve been sitting on my ass all day watching Supernatural. Now I’m watching Beetlejuice, and looking for something to do. Who wants to do something tonight?